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Gaffe Man Spans the Globe


Congratulations to Jacinda Ardern for winning her landslide victory in New Zealand’s recent general election. And for her earlier, highly competent management of the Covid-19 virus there, in such dramatic contrast to Mr Johnson’s pathetic and disastrous flounderings here in the UK, half a world away (“alas, alas”).

Here is the message our hopeless Mr (“call me Boris”) Johnson sent her this past Saturday, following the news of her victory :

“Congratulations [Jacinda Ardern] for winning a second term as New Zealand PM. From our work together to tackle climate change to forging an exciting new trade partnership, the UK and NZ have great things to look forward to in the future.”

I’m really looking forward to that exciting, nay, world-beating and oven-ready deal Mr (“call me Boris”) Gaffe Man Johnson will soon be agreeing with New Zealand, to fill the small gap in our arrangements left by the EU, our friends and neighbours across the channel.

Our disgraceful, deceitful, dangerous, law-breaking Gaffe Man will soon be spanning the globe.